Future true-crime docs will blame his downfall on 'failure to preheat oven.'
Any would have gotten away with it too if he'd ever learned to cook for himself [Fail]
A would-be mastermind's elaborate plan unravels when his attempt at a celebratory meal triggers the building's sprinkler system, flooding evidence and alerting authorities.
Source: Any would have gotten away with it too if he'd ever learned to cook for himself [Fail] — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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