even God has to finish His confessionals before He can ghost
God Announces Departure From 'Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives'
The Lord God announced Tuesday on His Instagram that He is leaving Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, citing behavior among the cast that has "shaken Me to My spirit's core" and concern about setting an example for Jesus Christ. He said He will film His remaining confessionals to satisfy His contract before exiting ahead of a sixth season. At press time, God confirmed He will compete on the next season of The Traitors.
Source: God Announces Departure From 'Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives' — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 22, 2026.
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