Canada invented a holiday to celebrate work and the only thing open is the self-reflection on why you're not doing more of it.
Labour Day in Manitoba: What's open and closed
Manitoba marks Labour Day with most services closed, from government offices to retail stores, giving workers a rare statutory pause. The holiday honours labour rights, but for many it's just a Monday to catch up on chores and quietly dread Tuesday.
Source: Labour Day in Manitoba: What's open and closed — CBC
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