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Australia's emergency alert system: because forgetting to thaw chicken is a threat to national security.

Australia's emergency alert system: because forgetting to thaw chicken is a threat to national security.

AusAlert accidentally texts 25M about defrosting chicken

Australia's new AusAlert emergency system misfired during its debut, sending a personal text about defrosting chicken and karate pick-ups to 25 million phones instead of a test alert, exposing a NEMA worker's home life and leaving the nation amused.

Source: AusAlert accidentally texts 25M about defrosting chicken — The Shovel

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 27, 2026.

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