He's having it engraved and putting it next to the Emmys.
Jon Lovitz Responds to Crystal Hefner's 'Perv' Claims: 'It's a Compliment'
Crystal Hefner, widow of Hugh Hefner, called Jon Lovitz one of the biggest pervs in Hollywood on a podcast, saying he was the Playboy Mansion's No. 1 customer and a lurker whose dog peed everywhere. Leaving a Los Angeles restaurant Tuesday, Lovitz said any time someone tells him he's No. 1 it's a compliment, then praised Hugh Hefner as generous and said that's all he had to say.
Source: Jon Lovitz Responds to Crystal Hefner's 'Perv' Claims: 'It's a Compliment' — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 28, 2026.
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