The military's version of a traffic jam is just a bunch of people standing around waiting for someone else to tell them to move.
I-5 Traffic Gridlocked by Military Colonels
Commuters on I-5 near Joint Base Lewis-McChord faced significant delays this morning due to a large gathering of military personnel. While initial reports suggested a standard traffic incident, the congestion was actually caused by a high concentration of senior officers, proving that even the chain of command can occasionally grind public infrastructure to a halt.
Source: I-5 Traffic Gridlocked by Military Colonels — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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