For $12B they could buy every Laker fan a lifetime supply of therapy, but the team's still going to lose in the first round.
Josh Kushner and Bob Iger in talks to buy Lakers for $12B
Josh Kushner and Bob Iger are reportedly in talks to buy the Los Angeles Lakers for $12 billion, a deal that would make the duo the new owners of one of the NBA's most storied franchises. The price tag underscores the soaring value of sports teams, even as the league faces questions about viewership and the future of broadcasting.
Source: Josh Kushner and Bob Iger in talks to buy Lakers for $12B — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 12, 2026.
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