The only thing more inflated than a Ryanair ticket is the audacity of charging me to stay inside the plane.
Ryanair introduces optional ‘window retention’ fee for passengers
Budget airline Ryanair has introduced a new optional 'window retention' fee, allowing passengers to pay extra for the privilege of ensuring the window next to their seat remains securely attached throughout the flight. The move arrives as the latest entry in the carrier's relentless pursuit of nickel-and-diming every single atom of the passenger experience.
Source: Ryanair introduces optional ‘window retention’ fee for passengers — NewsThump
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 27, 2026.
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