Trump clearly thinks if he names it, he owns it, which is the exact same energy as a toddler trying to claim a public sandbox by peeing in the corner.
Canadian officials reject Trump’s bid to rename Lake Ontario
Donald Trump recently floated the idea of renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' during a rally, triggering immediate mockery from Canadian officials. The proposal, which has no legal basis or international support, was treated by Ottawa as a bizarre publicity stunt that ignored both Canadian sovereignty and basic geography.
Source: Canadian officials reject Trump’s bid to rename Lake Ontario — CBC
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