Geopolitics is really just two middle-aged men stopping a fight because they both realized the bar tab is on them.
Oil Prices Tumble as U.S.-Iran Tensions Cool
Oil prices dipped 5% as tensions between the U.S. and Iran cooled following a brief pause in direct military activity. Markets reacted to the sudden de-escalation, though global supply chains remain hypersensitive to regional instability. Investors are now pivoting from panic mode back to the usual grind of tracking tanker routes.
Source: Oil Prices Tumble as U.S.-Iran Tensions Cool — Crude Oil Prices Today | OilPrice.com
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