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F.D.A. Classifies Salad Dressing Recall to Highest Health Risk

The F.D.A. has escalated a recall of a salad dressing to its most serious classification, meaning the product poses a reasonable probability of serious health consequences or death. The agency did not name the brand in the classification notice. The move upgrades the earlier recall, which had been filed at a lower risk level. Consumers who bought the affected dressing are advised to discard it and not consume it.

Source: F.D.A. Classifies Salad Dressing Recall to Highest Health Risk — The New York Times

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