When you spend $500 million on a plant and it only produces 'reasons.'
US Army's $500M Artillery Shell Plant Produces Zero Parts
A Pentagon Inspector General report revealed a new $500 million artillery shell plant has failed to produce any 155mm parts, jeopardizing the Army's monthly production goal. The plant's issues have significantly delayed output.
Source: US Army's $500M Artillery Shell Plant Produces Zero Parts — The War Zone
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: pentagon · usmilitary · artilleryshellplant · militaryspending · usdefense · governmentwaste
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