1,000 dollars to hit a light switch, and it still misses sometimes.
Apple's rumored home robot: $1,000 to switch on lights and take FaceTime calls
Apple is reportedly developing a home robot, code-named J595, that could launch by 2027 at $1,000 or more. The AI-driven device would roam the house, handle FaceTime calls and switch lights on when someone enters a room. Engineers have worked on prototypes since 2018, but The Information reports the features remain underwhelming next to cheaper smart-home gear.
Source: Apple's rumored home robot: $1,000 to switch on lights and take FaceTime calls — Ars Technica
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Nov 2, 2026.
Topics: apple · homerobot · applerobot · tech · facetime · gadgets · cupertino
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