At this rate, the moon is going to wake up tomorrow morning to a 'Trump Hotel & Casino' sign and a very confused NASA.
Trump Claims Jurisdiction Over Strait of Hormuz After De-mining Efforts
The US military confirmed that the Strait of Hormuz is de-mined and fully operational, allowing oil tankers to resume transit. Meanwhile, Donald Trump has publicly claimed the waterway as 'new' US territory, a move that holds zero legal weight but effectively distracts from the actual logistics of global shipping lanes.
Source: Trump Claims Jurisdiction Over Strait of Hormuz After De-mining Efforts — RTVE.es
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