Somehow Karl-Anthony Towns got a ring before the Knicks did, and it wasn't even for basketball.
KAT and Jordyn Woods tie the knot in Malibu
Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns married model Jordyn Woods in a lavish Malibu ceremony, blending NBA royalty with influencer glamour. The star-studded guest list and designer details dominated social media, marking a rare off-court victory for a player whose playoff resume remains a work in progress.
Source: KAT and Jordyn Woods tie the knot in Malibu — Page Six
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 17, 2026.
Topics: karlanthonytowns · jordynwoods · wedding · nba · celebrity · malibu
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