nobody wants to be patient zero for this one
Frustrated scientists admit, 'We may never have a vaccine for stupid'
A research push to develop a single-dose vaccine against what scientists called clinical-grade stupidity has ended without a viable candidate, according to the team behind it. The project ran out of promising compounds after failing to isolate a consistent mechanism, and the researchers now describe the condition as permanent, incurable, and — in their words — 'probably not even a disease.' Funding has been redirected.
Source: Frustrated scientists admit, 'We may never have a vaccine for stupid' — NewsThump
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