Australia's been waiting 47 years for her advice and it's just 'sunscreen'? We were hoping for drop-bear survival tips.
Brooke Shields, 61, offers advice to Australia after 47 years
Brooke Shields first visited Australia at 14, and now at 61 she's sharing advice. After nearly five decades, her wisdom reportedly boils down to sunscreen and staying hydrated—which is about as helpful as telling a koala to avoid eucalyptus.
Source: Brooke Shields, 61, offers advice to Australia after 47 years — Nine.com.au
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