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Bellingham Eases World Cup Pain With Alton Towers Trip
Jude Bellingham was spotted enjoying a day at Alton Towers theme park with girlfriend Ashlyn Castro, just days after England's World Cup quarter-final exit. The midfielder looked relaxed on the rides, offering a brief distraction from the national disappointment.
Source: Bellingham Eases World Cup Pain With Alton Towers Trip — The Sun
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