Even their escape had a two-week waitlist and a $35,000 deposit.
Montecito Neighbors: Harry and Meghan 'Disappeared Overnight'
Harry and Meghan reportedly vacated their Montecito home in August so abruptly that their children's former school learned of the move only after the fact. Neighbors describe the couple as unpopular locally, with one resident claiming the family vanished the moment Archie was accepted into an elite British prep school charging $35,000 a year. The couple, who quit royal duties in 2020 for California, have not confirmed whether the UK move is permanent or a trial run.
Source: Montecito Neighbors: Harry and Meghan 'Disappeared Overnight' — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
Topics: princeharry · meghanmarkle · royalfamily · montecito · celebnews
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