Baby's first move after hospital discharge? Casino parking lot. Priorities.
Casa Grande Couple Delivers Baby in Casino Parking Lot Minutes After Hospital Discharge
Jessica and Raul Martinez of Casa Grande, Arizona, delivered their baby boy in a casino parking lot minutes after hospital discharge, after stopping for a restroom break. Both mother and baby are healthy.
Source: Casa Grande Couple Delivers Baby in Casino Parking Lot Minutes After Hospital Discharge — r/nottheonion
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