Airlines will happily merge their loyalty programs and still make you choose between your board and the ocean at 2 a.m.
Ecuadorian Surfer Leaves Surfboard in JFK Trash Can After United-JetBlue Switch
Ecuadorian surfer Jorge Sangachi was rebooked from United to JetBlue at New York's JFK airport during a trip home with four surfboards. A JetBlue agent said the policy allows only one board per checked bag, so Sangachi, with no one to collect the extra board at 2 a.m., argued for an hour and then filmed himself leaving it in a trash can, saying he hoped another surfer would take it. The Instagram post drew thousands of reactions.
Source: Ecuadorian Surfer Leaves Surfboard in JFK Trash Can After United-JetBlue Switch — The Travel
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