Broadway is in dire danger, says the man who made a fortune off a cat musical.
Andrew Lloyd Webber warns Broadway in 'dire danger'
Andrew Lloyd Webber warned Broadway faces existential threats in a heartfelt statement. The composer, whose 'Cats' and 'Phantom of the Opera' defined the modern musical, did not mention his own substantial royalties.
Source: Andrew Lloyd Webber warns Broadway in 'dire danger' — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: broadway · andrewlloydwebber · theatre · cats · musical
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