England won 7-0 and the fans are still waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Croatia 0-7 England: Kane and Saka each score twice in Nations League rout
England beat Croatia 7-0 in the Nations League, with Harry Kane and Bukayo Saka each scoring twice. Thomas Tuchel said the win buried the team's World Cup disappointment, and pundits called it a historic rout. Croatia's defense collapsed early, and England's player ratings were near-perfect across the board.
Source: Croatia 0-7 England: Kane and Saka each score twice in Nations League rout — Sky Sports
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 3, 2026.
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