Mars has a warm spot, and NASA's first thought is 'how do we charge rent?'
Mars's Interior Is Hotter Than We Thought
Tidal tomography of Mars reveals a thermal anomaly beneath the crustal dichotomy, hinting at active internal heat sources. The finding could reshape understanding of Mars's geological evolution and potential habitability, but for now, it's just a warm fuzzy mystery.
Source: Mars's Interior Is Hotter Than We Thought — Nature
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