Ed Allan's loyalty is the kind that gets you a tattoo of the club logo and a pay rise — but only one of those hurts less in the morning.
Collingwood Magpies Midfielder Ed Allan: Young Magpie Makes Contract Call After Breakout Season
Collingwood midfielder Ed Allan has signed a contract extension following his breakout AFL season, committing his future to the Magpies. The deal rewards his rapid development and secures a key young talent as the club builds its next premiership push.
Source: Collingwood Magpies Midfielder Ed Allan: Young Magpie Makes Contract Call After Breakout Season — afl.com.au
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