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Schmeichel: Forced to retire, now basically a full-time Uber driver

Kasper Schmeichel, the 39-year-old Danish goalkeeper and son of Manchester United great Peter Schmeichel, says he was pushed into retirement against his will, telling Danish media he is "basically a full-time Uber driver" now that no club has signed him. He won the Premier League with Leicester City in 2016 and earned 111 caps for Denmark, but has been without a team since leaving Celtic. He insists he never chose to stop playing and is still training, waiting for a call.

Source: Schmeichel: Forced to retire, now basically a full-time Uber driver — The Sun

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