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Taylor Swift Announces New Single 'Patient Zero'

Taylor Swift announced a new single titled 'Patient Zero,' her first release since the Eras Tour wrapped. The announcement arrived with no release date and no confirmation of the album it belongs to, the kind of deliberately cryptic rollout her fanbase has learned to decode within minutes. Swift has not commented on the title's meaning.

Source: Taylor Swift Announces New Single 'Patient Zero' — Rolling Stone

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