311 Tired of Fielding Non-Emergency Municipal Calls

The band 311 announced it is tired of handling non-emergency municipal calls while touring. Bassist Aaron Wills said the group fields requests for potholes and garbage collection. Omaha resident Janie Glowerman accidentally reached singer Nick Hexum when calling the city. Councilman Jeffrey Johns said cities rely on the band for services. As of press time, 311 was dealing with a rat infestation in Topeka.

Source: 311 Tired of Fielding Non-Emergency Municipal Calls — The Hard Times

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