Nothing says 'expert analysis' like a prediction from someone who's never been punched in the face.
UFC Vegas 120: Pat vs Asplund Prediction
Guilherme Pat faces Steven Asplund at UFC Vegas 120, and DraftKings Network has weighed in with a prediction. The matchup pits two rising fighters, but the real odds are on whether the fight card survives the week without a pullout.
Source: UFC Vegas 120: Pat vs Asplund Prediction — DraftKings Network
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