Finally, a heist where the real prize is not feeling like a scumbag.
Bizarre body wash heist reported at Lakeland Walgreens store, sheriff says
A bizarre body wash heist at a Lakeland Walgreens has left police baffled. The suspect made off with dozens of bottles, showing a commitment to hygiene that even criminals rarely have. The sheriff's office is investigating but has no leads yet, though they admit the suspect likely smells very fresh.
Source: Bizarre body wash heist reported at Lakeland Walgreens store, sheriff says — r/nottheonion
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