The only thing thicker than Taylor Swift's bangs is her legal team's reach.
Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement
Pop star Taylor Swift has sued country artist Ella Langley over her curtain bangs, alleging they dilute Swift's brand. The suit demanded a haircut change or a hat. Settled out of court, with Langley also forced to give up red lipstick.
Source: Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 29, 2026.
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