Finally, a marriage that's run like a government scheme: one gets a schedule, the other gets a subsidy.
Panchayat issues 7-day schedule for husband, monthly ration for wife
A local panchayat in India has reportedly issued a 7-day schedule for a husband to follow, while allotting a monthly ration to his wife. The bizarre directive highlights the prying reach of village councils into domestic matters, drawing ridicule for its patriarchal overtones.
Source: Panchayat issues 7-day schedule for husband, monthly ration for wife — India Today
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