Rory's FedEx Cup run is like my crypto portfolio: lots of promise, zero returns, but at least he gets paid in exposure.
McIlroy's FedEx Cup fears as Scheffler takes first playoff win
Scottie Scheffler won the first FedEx Cup playoff event, while Rory McIlroy admitted concerns about his game. The win puts Scheffler in pole position for the $75M bonus, while McIlroy's form worries fans. Next events: BMW Championship and Tour Championship.
Source: McIlroy's FedEx Cup fears as Scheffler takes first playoff win — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 17, 2026.
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