My entire life savings couldn't buy a single frame of that movie, but sure, let's keep pretending we're in the same economy.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day swings to record $355M opening
Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung to a $355 million domestic opening, the second-highest in box office history, and a $927 million global debut. The film's success underscores the enduring pull of superhero blockbusters and the industry's reliance on franchise IP to draw audiences back to theaters.
Source: Spider-Man: Brand New Day swings to record $355M opening — The Hollywood Reporter
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