the remaster is just the original with a VPN
The Witcher 3 Remastered Lands Region By Region, And Everyone Is Asking When
CD Projekt Red confirmed a remastered version of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, and IGN published a region-by-region unlock schedule so players know exactly when the game goes live in their timezone. The release is the same open-world RPG that originally launched in 2015 and has since been re-released across multiple platforms. Players on every region get a staggered rollout, meaning some timezones unlock hours before others. No new content was announced alongside the schedule.
Source: The Witcher 3 Remastered Lands Region By Region, And Everyone Is Asking When — IGN
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