The car wash: a sanctuary for both vehicular hygiene and fugitive fitness.
Florida man fleeing police decides on novel escape technique of doing push-ups in front of a car wash
A Florida man fleeing police stopped at a car wash and began doing push-ups in plain view. The bizarre tactic did not aid his escape; officers arrived shortly after. The incident has gone viral, leaving many baffled.
Source: Florida man fleeing police decides on novel escape technique of doing push-ups in front of a car wash — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 14, 2026.
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