Finally, a Texas cop tall enough to arrest a giraffe.
7-foot-3 former pro basketball player becomes Texas cop
Jordan Wilmore, 7'3" former pro basketball player, was sworn in as a Texas police officer, realizing his dream of law enforcement instead of the NBA career everyone expected.
Source: 7-foot-3 former pro basketball player becomes Texas cop — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: policeofficer · basketball · texas · feelgood · humaninterest
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