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FIFA confirms it has successfully frozen Shakira until the next World Cup
FIFA has officially frozen Shakira to keep her 'fresh' for the next World Cup. The singer will be thawed in time for the tournament, presumably still singing Hips Don't Lie.
Source: FIFA confirms it has successfully frozen Shakira until the next World Cup — El Deforma
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