North Melbourne's season isn't a rebuild, it's a hostage situation with the ladder.
AFL: Hawks and Swans battle for top four, wildcard hopefuls fight for survival
In the AFL, Hawthorn and Sydney are fighting to secure top-four spots, while North Melbourne and other wildcard hopefuls struggle to stay in contention. The race intensifies as the finals approach, with every match crucial for positioning.
Source: AFL: Hawks and Swans battle for top four, wildcard hopefuls fight for survival — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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