Scientists finally got a text back from the early universe—it was just a 'u up?' from a galaxy that's been dead for 13 billion years.
Scientists Capture Hydrogen Signal From the Early Universe
Astronomers used South Africa's MeerKAT telescope to detect a faint hydrogen signal emitted billions of years ago, when the universe was less than a billion years old. The breakthrough could help map cosmic evolution, though decoding the universe's ancient texts will take a while.
Source: Scientists Capture Hydrogen Signal From the Early Universe — TodayPress.tv
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
Topics: space · science · hydrogen · universe · astronomy
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