Shatner's new gig: making the Grim Reaper wait on hold.
William Shatner, 95, reveals surprising new career move after slamming death reports
William Shatner, 95, hit back at reports he was near death with cancer, then announced a new career move. The Star Trek icon didn't disclose details, but the timing suggests he's ready to outrun the obituaries one more time.
Source: William Shatner, 95, reveals surprising new career move after slamming death reports — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
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