Nothing says 'I'm my own person' like legally erasing all evidence of that time your parents had a very public divorce.
Angelina Jolie's daughter files to drop Pitt surname
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, 15, has filed court documents to drop 'Pitt' from her surname, the latest move in a family saga that's been tabloid gold since 2016. The teenager reportedly acted independently, proving that even kids know when a brand refresh is overdue.
Source: Angelina Jolie's daughter files to drop Pitt surname — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: angelinajolie · bradpitt · hollywood · divorce · familydrama
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