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‘I Should Get Parole In 90 Days’: 44 Crazy Things Women Have Put On Their Dating Profiles
A woman's dating profile bio stating she expects parole in 90 days goes viral, highlighting the bizarre and often alarming things people include in their bios. The post sparks debate about honesty and desperation in online dating.
Source: ‘I Should Get Parole In 90 Days’: 44 Crazy Things Women Have Put On Their Dating Profiles — Bored Panda
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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