The Almanac's forecast is 80% accurate, which is also how confident I am that my horoscope is bullshit.

Old Farmer's Almanac Winter Forecast Is Out, and It Says 'Cold'

The Old Farmer's Almanac released its winter forecast, promising cold and snowy conditions for much of the US. The almanac, which uses a secret formula, claims 80% accuracy, while meteorologists rely on modern technology. Expect debates over who to trust, with the almanac's folksy charm winning some hearts.

Source: Old Farmer's Almanac Winter Forecast Is Out, and It Says 'Cold' — The Independent

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