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Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun

A group of tailgaters in Section J of the MetLife Stadium parking lot concluded Sunday that the neighboring tailgate, run by a crew calling themselves the Sauce Posse, looked far more fun, citing the generator-powered flat-screen, the Big Green Egg grill and the crowd of people laughing around a tower of Solo cups. The Section J group, working through a six-pack and rest-stop sandwiches, debated walking over to ask for a frozen margarita in exchange for Pringles. At press time they were lingering near the Sauce Posse's tent pretending to check the scores.

Source: Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun — The Onion

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