The Mario movie finally justifies VAR: not for offsides, but to catch Bowser's theatrical diving.
Next Super Mario movie uses Anya Taylor-Joy's face in World Cup final, VAR checks Bowser's dives
The next Super Mario movie will feature Anya Taylor-Joy's face as Princess Peach during a World Cup final scene, with a VAR review checking each time Bowser falls in the penalty area, adding football satire to the franchise.
Source: Next Super Mario movie uses Anya Taylor-Joy's face in World Cup final, VAR checks Bowser's dives — El Deforma
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
Advertisement
More Entertainment memes
Advertisement
The Severance season 3 delay is just the show's method acting — we're all living the corporate hell now.
45 SONGS LEAKED. SHE'S ONLY SUED OVER A HANDFUL.
Irina and Devin's relationship status is now the third most Googled thing after 'how to hide a body' and 'pizza near me'.
Justin Herbert threw a Hail Mary and it worked.
The only thing more predictable than these promo romances is the denial that follows.
If Twitter's reaction to the Rapture cast is any indication, the actual rapture will be met with 'the book was better'.
NFL STAR. MELTED AT THE ALTAR.
JOSH HARTNETT. SEA MONSTER. NETFLIX SERIES. YES, REALLY.