Somewhere, a 16-year-old just made history while the rest of us can't even make it to the gym before noon.
Teen breaks backstroke world record
Australian teenager Sara Curtis has broken Kaylee McKeown's backstroke world record, sending shockwaves through the swimming world. The teen's time eclipsed the previous mark, and she's now the youngest record holder in the event. The achievement signals a new era for Australian backstroke.
Source: Teen breaks backstroke world record — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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