Harry's Royal status: the only subscription he forgot to cancel and genuinely cannot get back into.
Former Palace Aide: Harry Has 'No Possibility' of Returning to Royal Duties
Former Palace Press Secretary Dickie Arbiter says Prince Harry has 'no possibility' of returning to working royal life despite visiting the UK. The remarks pour cold water on any reconciliation hopes, with the Palace reportedly firm that the exit terms remain unchanged. Harry's trip is a family visit, not a comeback tour — and the institution has no plans to reopen the door.
Source: Former Palace Aide: Harry Has 'No Possibility' of Returning to Royal Duties — Yahoo Lifestyle Canada
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