Finally, a product launch where the excitement is as thin as the chocolate.
After Eight launches first new flavors in 64 years
After Eight, the iconic mint chocolate brand, has launched three new flavors for the first time in its 64-year history. The move aims to refresh the brand and attract new consumers, though purists may question the necessity.
Source: After Eight launches first new flavors in 64 years — The Sun
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