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Andros Townsend run over by pitch roller, laughs it off
Former Tottenham and England winger Andros Townsend said he was fine after a pitch roller ran over him at a football ground. The 34-year-old, who now plays in the UAE, posted about the incident online and laughed it off, joking about his own misfortune. He was not seriously hurt and no matches were affected.
Source: Andros Townsend run over by pitch roller, laughs it off — Sky News Strange
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 21, 2026.
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